The Biebs and Selena are back together after a massive campaign brought to us by Hillsong. Once they claimed Biebs as one of their own they need to turn his image around, thus reconciling with Selena and blaming his past discretion on the industry. It’s just coincidence for the church that Selena is the most followed person on Instagram and totally dickmitized. Speaking of, the Pastor of Hillsong, who is a bargain bin hipster reject, really has Justin under a spell too.
Unfortunately for their families both of these youngsters are being played a fool and it’s all taken a nasty turn. TMZ is reporting that Selena Gomez’s mother, Mandy, was hospitalized after a “heated talk” with her daughter over the rekindled relationship with Justin Bieber. According to TMZ, police were called to check in on Mandy last week at the request of a family member and as a result, she was “voluntarily” transported to a hospital for treatment.
They brought all of this behind the scenes drama to the front when they unfollowed each other on Instagram. Yes, I guess that’s the next level now. When I was growing up we would threaten to run away but because Selena can buy her own damn house her mother cuts her where it’s deep, passive aggressive public shaming to 2 million of her closest followers.
Back to behind the scenes, that day of the fight was about couples therapy. This is the moment that shit gets real and she was hit with the hard truth that this relationship is going to be more long-term thing.
Couples therapy is great tool. Straight up Hillsong couples therapy for two extremely vulnerable young adults who are worth squillions is super sus. My conspiracy senses are tingling. It seems very Scietnologyesque that shortly after the fight that a voluntary hospitalisation occurred after a concerned family member asked the police to check on Mandy.
Alternatively, the disapproval from Selena’s family towards Justin is so raw that police and hospitals had to be involved. Normally they are super tight, Selena regularly praises her mother and takes her to red carpet events. So what is worse? The deep concern that your daughter is going to make her next but not last biggest regret hospitalises you? Or that there is something more sinister at play?
There are a lot of reasons why I like Jelena 4.0 back together but mainly because they serve fresh drama and they are both pretty hot. But right now Selena is recovering from a kidney transplant that some people suspect was due to her drug problem or lupus, take your pick from the gossip buffet. I think Justin and Selena are bad for each other and Hillsong is going make the situation worse. With a wedge already deeply dividing the family I wonder how the last few weeks of 2018 will play out for them.
Oh and how do we know all of this? Luckily for us both camps of Jelena have relationships with TMZ.